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Joke of the Day
"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."
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"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"
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"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"