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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"

"Joan Rivers had so many facelifts That the ended up with a goatee"

"I took a bus in Thailand And I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl. All I could think to myself was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection""... but she did."

"Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo."

"4th of july British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea"

"My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet."

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."