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Joke of the Day
"Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo."
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"In the past hour I've dropped my phone and my computer. Let me hold your crying baby."
"Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends."
"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. "
"a contractor is just a regular tractor that rips people off"
"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."
"Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN."
"Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons."
"I once heard a dirty intellectual joke It blew my mind !!"