164435
Joke of the Day
"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"
Next Joke
"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones."
"Mario Bros. Plumbing (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfri.... (Read More)"
"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."
"I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head."
"When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it."
"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!"
"A friend of mine died from a sore throat... ... Th**e**y hung him!"
"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"