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Joke of the Day

"I took a bus in Thailand And I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl. All I could think to myself was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection""... but she did."

"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations"

"Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm"

"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."

"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... I dunno, I thought she was older than that. I guess that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."

"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""

"How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !"

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"