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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scientist who discovered the G-spot? He found it while studying abroad."
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"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew....... boy scouts return from camp"
"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating a manda-out."
"How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb? One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world."
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They don't know where home is."
"I saw a woman texting and driving today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."