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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black."

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."

"6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads. 7yo: why do you need to be a bird? my 7yo is ready for twitter."

"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"

"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."

"How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? The Andouille Decimal System"

"why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border"

"Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner I'm sorry !"

"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"