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Joke of the Day

"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."

"Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant? Helado oscuro!"

"What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress"

"- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?"

"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."

"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"

"You know it's bad when your C++ program has more friends than you do."

"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"

"How do you kill a circus clown ? You go for the juggler"