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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."

"Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**"

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other, so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."

"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."

"What's the difference between oooo and aaaa? about 3 inches"

"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."

"stared at the sun to long trying to get my transition lenses to change but forgot I dont wear glasses. major headach now"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"Tell me, ""everything happens for a reason"" so I know you're an idiot."