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Joke of the Day

"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."

"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."

"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."

"So a baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""what can I get you?"". The baby seal replies "" anything but a Canadian club on the rocks""."

"beluga whales singing and one that cant sing lol http://youtu.be/UlJ5GhYzHIY"

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."

"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"

"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"

"A baby seal walked into a club My son has a new stuffed animal"