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Joke of the Day

"One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT A BABY!"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb? Zero. Somebody already did it."

"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."

"What did Hitler call his records store? The Vinyl Solution."

"I wanted to have a threesome.. ..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"

"Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries."

"The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, ""the bottom half of a shirt."""