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Joke of the Day

"One great thing about a cartoon avi is that I could be anything. I could be a 90-yo man. I could be a baby. HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M NOT A BABY!"

"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend"

"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""

"the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long"

"In a job interview ""Name?"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Again please"" ""JJoon Sttutuartt"" ""Sir, are you a stutterer?"" ""No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"""

"I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80's cartoons taught me to do it as a kid."

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with."

"What is the difference between a joke and sex? A forced joke can still be somewhat humerous."

"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""