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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I tell dad jokes he laughs."
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"St-t-t-t-top! Stamm-mm-m-m-mm-m-mer t-t-t-time!"
"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."
"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."
"I don't understand how many blueberries you're supposed to eat in one sitting. 10? 2,000? There's no natural stopping point."
"If Russia tried to take Turkey from behind... ... do you think Greece would help ?"
"Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear Did Greece help?"
"I just participated in a silent disco. Well, I got drunk at the morgue."
"Thanks autocorrect. I wanted her to know that I shaved my duck."
"""I wish I could answer phone calls with my Walkman."" -Steve Jobs in the 80's"