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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear."

"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"Spinach is like Anal Sex If your forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult"

"Sorry I got kicked out of the auditorium for yelling GET A TOMB YOU TWO during your little brother's 9th grade production of Romeo & Juliet."

"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot."

"What do you get when two giraffes collide? a giraffic jam!"