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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear."

"Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet."

"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."

"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."

"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."

"Why did the dentist vote for Trump? He likes to keep things white and straight."

"What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ? The train got windows"

"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."

"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"

"Just for fun they should have the next Olympics in Ireland so they can call it the O'lympics."