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Joke of the Day

"What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game? I'll keep an eye out for you!"

"I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species."

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"The grass is always greener on the other side Because if we let you in you'd just ruin it for the rest of us."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."

"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."

"*appears in puff of smoke at a public pool* ""Warning, what you're about to see may shock you!"" Hey! What are y- *touches live wire to water*"

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"