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Joke of the Day
"What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game? I'll keep an eye out for you!"
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"Instead of a flower girl, I want a parmesan boy to sprinkle cheese down the aisle at my wedding"
"I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster. But it just made it more sluggish."
"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."
"This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and number of friends."
"Warner Bros. before Warner Hos."
"Have you ever heard of the similarities between a choo choo tran and a brthday? Neither have i"
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."
"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"
"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""