31631

Joke of the Day

"If you find stocking stuffers in stores around Christmas, what do you find around Thanksgiving? Stuffing stockers."

"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."

"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"

"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"" I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off."

"What's Hodor's job? Raisin Bran"

"I walked past Winnie the Pooh's grave earlier today It read *Here Lies Winnie the Dead Shit*"

"I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. She dig. Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep."

"Short joke about the computer-era generation A mother asks her son: ""What do you write at the end of a sentence"" ""Mmmmh.... a .com?"""

"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"