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Joke of the Day

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."

"Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!"

"By and large, most of my girlfriends have been fat lesbians."

"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"

"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"

"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"

"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""

"Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma"

"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"