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Joke of the Day
"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"
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"what do you call someone with unreasonable hearing? ear-rational"
"Every Girl Wants to be Swept off Her Feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"
"Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."
"What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth"
"What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."