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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo today but when I arrived, there was only a dog there It was a shitzu"

"What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin'."

"Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met."

"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."

"Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods... ...?"

"I Opened A Shelter Called ""Tempura House"" It's for lightly battered women."

"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"

"Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? (NSFW) Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You cant marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass"

"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods."

"Boy if these walls could talk I'd be like ""HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS"""