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Joke of the Day
"You could say I'm a Whiz Kid. I'm really smart. And I'll drink your piss"
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"For the love of God, what is Jesus saving? Is it coupons? I bet it's coupons"
"The phrase ""watching paint dry"" should be replaced with ""listening to people talk about brewing their own beer."""
"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"
"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."
"Crude oil is the worst kind of oil because it says offensive things while it pollutes the water and ruins our planet."
"Your momma's so fat... ...that when I asked her what her what her favorite time of the year was, she said, ""dinner time."""
"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."
"What kind of weed do reptiles smoke? Mariguana."