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Joke of the Day

"Boy if these walls could talk I'd be like ""HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS"""

"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub? Laundry."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."

"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."

"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"

"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"

"I peeled off the sticker that said ""Don't consume alcohol while on medication."" I don't need that kind of negativity in my life."