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Joke of the Day

"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."

"Why couldn't Donald Trump be a successful song writer? Because every good song has a bridge, not a wall."

"It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge."

"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."

"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"

"For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD, ""How to Succeed as a Con Man."""

"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."

"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""

"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."