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Joke of the Day

"Password insecurity questions: 1. What was your highschool nickname? 2. How would you describe your breath? 3. What's wrong with your toes?"

"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."

"My pull out game is so strong... When i pull out my yu gi oh cards to duel, you send yourself to the shadow realm."

"A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself."

"2 apples are sitting in an oven One apple looks to the other and says ""Man is it hot in here or what?"" The second apple screams ""Holy shit!?! A talking apple!"""

"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."

"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"

"A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she was happy with the thing."

"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"

"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"