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"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"
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"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."
"A gun and a bullet get into a heated argument Police still don't know who fired the first shot"
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."
"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"
"What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."
"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"
"My friend was putting lipstick on her forehead She said she was trying to make-up her mind"