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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my spaghetti sauce... Prego"
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"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."
"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."
"According to my iPhone 6, I could commit a heinous crime, without using gloves, and have a different fingerprint just minutes later"
"If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.*"
"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."
"WebMD's slogan should be ""It could be nothing.. but its probably cancer."""
"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."
"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"