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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."

"My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!"

"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""

"You should all be proud if me, guys. I got a designated driver for tonight. He's my nephew, and he's six, but he's drank way less than me."

"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."

"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"

"Drugs are not a solution! Until you mix them with water"

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started."