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Joke of the Day

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner? A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout."

"cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night"

"Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire? Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire."

"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip"

"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"

"A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs."

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"America's future That's the joke"