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Joke of the Day

"A local plastic surgeon started giving away free breast implants... They're up for grabs."

"Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have? Because no matter the sport, he would always play write"

"Mom u can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang"

"I'm working out again in hopes that I can wear my superhero shirt in public without someone saying, ""Batman really let himself go""."

"I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist."

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"

"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."

"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"

"Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says ""oh, you want to see crazy?"" Reassure her that you do not."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"