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Joke of the Day

"What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner? A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout."

"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"

"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."

"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."

"My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers... but I didn't 1 2."

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."

"50 years ago, nerds were smart. Now a nerd is just someone who likes Star Wars and eats a lot of cereal."

"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"

"Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat."