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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"
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"Knock Know? Whose There? Letm. Lemt Who? Let me in please"
"Went to kill a spider with a rolled up newspaper and all it did was sit there and laugh at me for still reading a newspaper."
"H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking"
"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."
"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."
"What is the car that everyone sleeps in? The Ford Siesta Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one."
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong"
"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"whats a frogs favourite type of shoe... open toaded shoes"