62600

Joke of the Day

"I've started a charity for donating horchata-flavored espressos to deaf Americans in Thailand. It's called the ""ASL Rice Phuket Allonge"""

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."

"Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife"

"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."

"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."

"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."

"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Guys, it is true. Size DOES matter. When have you ever been satisfied after she brings you a small sandwich?"

"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"

"6 yo: *yells* Mom! I'm on level 18!!!! Me: *peeks in room* PAGE 18, princess. You're reading. 6 yo: Oh"