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Joke of the Day
"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
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"What do you say to a woman with only one tooth? Nice tooth."
"A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. ""Dam"" he says."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"
"St. Peter: ""Spock?"" Leonard Nimoy: ""I'm Leonard. Spock was just a character I played on TV."" St. Peter: ""HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S SPOCK!"""
"What do you call the version of google maps without pac man? Pac Man-free Ver."
"When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to ""make God laugh""? You wouldn't order a dead carpenter to ""make God some bookshelves."""
"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."
"Everyone's unique! For instance, I like milk in my coffee, but other people are dying of malnutrition."
"What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons? He made melon-ade"