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Joke of the Day
"Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger."
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"""May I take your order?"" the waiter asked. ""Yes how do you prepare your chickens?"" ""Nothing special sir"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."""
"What was the physicist's favorite football team? The Houston Eulers."
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"I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too."""
"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."