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Joke of the Day
"Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
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"What kind of shorts do clouds wear ? Thunderwear"
"Did you hear about that mad cow disease? A cow to another: ""Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!"" The other cow: ""Good thing I'm a helicopter!"""
"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"
"I was approached on the street the other day by a young escort. Couldn't have been older than 13. I was absolutely appalled... ...by her prices. Way more than I usually pay!"
"My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to ""work her core."" I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I win."
"A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. It would be funny if I had a punchline.. Wooden tit."
"Nobody in America dies as a virgin... because our government fucks us all."
"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"
"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."