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Joke of the Day

"Why was the broom late ? It over swept !"

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work."

"Did anyone happen to DVR Twitter for me? I missed the last 3 weeks and I would like to fast forward through all the Justin Bieber parts."

"Dictator Vegetable Who was the Dictator Vegetable who was responsible for the death of millions of people? Muammar Gourd-affi."

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"If you feel like procrastinating... ...Just do it tomorrow instead."

"Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo."

"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."

"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"