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Joke of the Day
"Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch"
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"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."
"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind. Buildings can't jump."
"How do you lead a horse to water? With carrots"
"The dyslexic, agnostic Insomniac. He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
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"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."
"I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf."
"Exercise can add years to your life. This enables you, at 95 years, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month."