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Joke of the Day
"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."
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"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser the King of Beers !"
"Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction."
"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."
"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."
"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"
"What's a cow's favorite chemical? molybdenum monoxide MoO"
"What does an identity thief look like? A mirror."