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Joke of the Day
"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"
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"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"
"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."
"Friend: You thinking what I'm thinking? Me: It's bullshit there weren't schools from other continents in the Triwizard Tournament? F: ...."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a scientist walk into a bar... and have a wonderful conversation about politics."
"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."
"[a dolphin kisses me at sea world] ME: so like what are we"
"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."
"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."
"[Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless"