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Joke of the Day

"So Jesus... Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other...and asks ""Can you put me up for the night ?"""

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"

"I'm not racist but... Your hair looks gorgeous. ""How is that racist?"" I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."

"A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time."

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"I bought a winter jacket at Urban Outfitters last August I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool."

"What is a runner's favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!"

"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."

"As a form of protest against non-moving escalators, I get on and just stand there. Hours sometimes. It's not like I have anywhere to get to."

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."