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Joke of the Day
"Whenever people say ""anything is possible"", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree."
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"How to ruin a helpful solution you gave to a friend that needed help. End with ""Your mom is actually really hot"""
"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."
"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."
"Why do men fart more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure."
"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"""MEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS & MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""
"A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head... The landlord says to the rest of the customers: ""Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"" Ba Dum Tss!"
"What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"The Jewish Dilemma... Free Pork"