199612

Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."

"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."

"Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes."

"Dating Q. Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date? A. ""I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"""

"I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it."

"They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys"

"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."

"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"

"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."