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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."
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"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"
"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""
"Enough Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. Just kidding. He was there though."
"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"
"So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world"
"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"
"What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated."
"Aching Joints by Arthur Itis"