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Joke of the Day

"Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas"

"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"Whenever I accidentally watch the Bravo channel, the last thing that comes to mind is the word, ""Bravo!"""

"Can I seriously not read Dr. Seuss books for free online? Very well. To my local library it is. #FreeVideosOfChicksEatingPooButNotFreeBooks?"

"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."

"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."

"A local nightclub held a special ladies night for double amputees. The place was crawling with pussy."

"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."

"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: we'll worry about him in an hour then"