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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."
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"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"
"The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes."
"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."
"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."
"Pogo, Radio So two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. To the left of them is a sink. One of the polar bears turns on the bath water, and the other says, ""Pogo, radio."""
"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"
"Me: why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie Surgeon: wtf M: he was too far out man S: how are you still awake we heavily sedated you"
"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"
"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"