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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"Fine. I'll rush you to the hospital, but then we're doing what I want."

"Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Mubarak would like everyone to know he's now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties."

"Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song ""Cotton Eye Joe"" will win her back everytime"

"You hear about the three guys who died in a flight simulator when a plane crashed in to the building? Apparently jet fuel can't melt irony."

"What does a worm do in a cornfield? It goes in one ear and out the other"

"Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar? So he could save his stool."

"Called to my managers office today He said ""you can't wear pyjamas to work you idiot!"" I replied "" everyone else does though"" He replied ""THEIR PATIENTS"""