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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar? So he could save his stool."
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"What's North America's most famous red wine? Give back our land!"
"I wish I was born in a year ending in zero so it'd be easier to remember how old I am. Thanks for following."
"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."
"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"
"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"
"In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again"
"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."
"Therapist: do u communicate with your kids? Me: my son stays in his room all day & never speaks Therapist [looks at notes]: the 5 week old?"
"Several people dancing around a pen... What is the movie name? Independence Day"