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Joke of the Day

"Today is your reminder that April Fool's is exactly 9 months away. Time to start preparing your pranks and jokes. Especially if that joke is a child."

"If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van"

"Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson"

"Why do Asians have such small tits? Because they can only get As."

"What kind of online videos do fish love to watch? Hardcore prawn"

"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."

"A guy comes into a bar. No, wait... it was a horse. So, a guy comes into a horse."

"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."

"The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity."

"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."