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Joke of the Day

"Mubarak would like everyone to know he's now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties."

"What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word? A canine with two X chromosomes."

"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"

"What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets"

"How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead"

"What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped..."

"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."

"Me: Shout out to all my homies! Homies: Stop shouting at us."

"I just saw the movie 50 Shades of gray You could say it had a huge climax."

"What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to? Deceased"