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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."
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"Why aren't there any mexicans in the Olympics? Cuz all that can run, jump or swim have got their ass over here."
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."
"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"I wanted a sweater for Christmas... But instead I got a screamer and a moaner"
"I started a diet two weeks ago So far I've lost 14 days"
"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"