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Joke of the Day

"I brought a glue gun to a knife fight. Those knives aren't going anywhere."

"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"

"Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today... He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated ""As long as it's under 18."""

"How do you make the Reddit front page? (Repost)"

"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""

"Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting."

"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "

"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."