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Joke of the Day
"What do transgender cannibals call the blood of Christ? Cross dressing."
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"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"I've been really mad at my dad since he died... ...all he's done for the last 6 years is sit on his ash."
"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."
"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."
"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."
"What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? Yellow. *Phil answers phone*"
"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."
"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."
"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."