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Joke of the Day
"What do transgender cannibals call the blood of Christ? Cross dressing."
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"Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them."
"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I thought, wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old."
"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go."
"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."