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Joke of the Day
"I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German."
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"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."
"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"
"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."
"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."
"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"
"You're so fat, they oughta call your dick ""Gary Oldman"" ...Cause it always disappears into a roll."
"[typing] Me: Is it DISCREET or DISCRETE? Wife: 2nd. Me: Is ""polyamorous"" hyphenated? Wife: No. Why? Me: It's for work. When's your flight?"