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Joke of the Day
"I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German."
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"What did the winner of the not moving contest get? Atrophy"
"My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead. She can barely walk and she's already the drunk girl at the party."
"Dogs are terrible hosts They get angry if you try to use their bathroom."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"
"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on."
"If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas."
"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."
"Once i thought i was wrong. But I was mistaken"